Hey, I will do your show! I can tell clean jokes or even say some dirty things that I feel uncomfortable about, but think is funny enough to partially compromise my morals. I also enjoy crowd work, some people would say it's one of my specialties.

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In addition, I can tell a bunch of science jokes while simultaneously worrying if I'm being too pretentious or maybe I should just give comedy up and go back to working in a lab. 

 

I am also available to roast you, your friends, or your enemies. I've even done clean roast battles for audiences of children.

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Fill out this nice form below and I promise we can work something out!