Roast Battle

I'm emotionally stunted and don't know how to accept compliments. But I love getting roasted and roasting people in return. I can't really roast people on the spot, but if you give me a few facts about yourself and a few weeks, I will write some mean shit. 

 

In my years of roast battle experience, I have ascended from undercard to main eventer and I am currently the champion at Comedy Fight Club, the premier roast show in NYC.

I'm a wholesome boy and don't actually want to hurt anyone's feelings, but in the shared context of comedy and roasting, I think it's a fun time! Here are some videos of me roasting my friends and acquaintances.